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Dear players!

The time has come to take stock of the weekly competition WoT funny! for the period c 11 to 17 June. The winners of pictures in the near future will receive 3000, authors of the best quotes – by 1000.

  • acquainted with the rules of the contest can be here .

I place



Shelby_pro Награда

– Dear artovod, have to ask you to change the target of your performance!
– I’m going to give a negative answer.
– people, 3 months, I have not played in the tanks, Che’s going on here? Why is everyone so polite?

II place



map “N-sk”. Meeting engagement. EC-7 and E 100 are in the city. They find themselves in the minority and are already stern to stern (or back to the buttocks, as you like) for the house. In the E 100 pushing – he naturally moves back and slowly squeezes “Isa” rivals and, of course, kill him; E 100 lives 20 more seconds and also sent to the hangar. Next dialog:
EC-7: weaving! Well, you’re a sheep !!!
E 100: you do that Mee?
E 100: I *?
E 100: damn …

III place

Rabbit100 [1,999,028]
lingvist030398 [1,999,033]

(Tanker-dog lover)
Seven o’clock in the morning. I walk into a crowded subway car. At the next stop on the train comes to another man (in the form of a 45 years) with a large St. Bernard. Bernard Brown, and on its right and left ears sagging – white spots in the form of stars. We start with this guy talk about this breed of dog, and I ask him:
– And how did the name of your doggie?
“Hevik!” – He answers me.
thoughtfully and I was surprised to ask he
– Tanker!?
– Yeah!
A St. Bernard named Hevik looked at me with his intelligent eyes, quickly barked four times and, moreover, (probably gone on CD).

IV place



When I’m on the T-34-3, I lowered and hands and mood. Falls generally everything except this stupid gun!

V place


Overheard at a party with friends. Communicate two girls.
– Imagine my on “Tank” hooked …
– Nothing. My sow their wild oats, and your gone mad.
– And how many your gone mad?
– Well, four years …
– 0_o

VI place

B95 [1,999,033]

There are two types of Victory:
1) – Cheers, dragged!
2) – Phew, not merged.

VII place


The newly formed platoon player asks
– Can you hear me?
In response to another chatting writes:
– I hear but can not speak, the microphone in your laptop is broken.
Within hours of fighting, in voice chat
– Can you hear me?
– Hey, but you wrote that you have the microphone does not work.
– Yes, wife of sneakers in a notebook dropped the microphone and earned.


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