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Dear players!

The time has come to take stock of the weekly competition WoT funny! for the period c 2 to 8 July. The winners of pictures in the near future will receive 3000, authors of the best quotes – by 1000.

  • acquainted with the rules of the contest can be here .

I place

_IL76_ [1,999,028]

Награда

Mr_Axell Награда

Writes fighter Clan:
– Captain, I have about a month will not, can not play ..
– What happened?
– broke his leg & hellip;
– I knew it, you play kicking!)) Let’s Get Well.


II place

GooseTankist

Francuz64 [1,999,033]

Sitting in a friend in a private home.
In the yard of his two machines: the new “Chevrolet” and an old “nine”.
asked him
– Why do not prodaёsh “nine”, why is it you if there is a new machine?
– What are you? Why should I sell the prem?!
– I mean?
– I’m her taxi.


III place

danilavixunec2002 [1,999,028]
[1,999,017]

GooseTankist

I had a friend in the tanks … A good lad, often chasing squad, LBZ performed & hellip; Each other is not particularly known, as they say, nothing more, only the platoon), but was at a friend of a joke: sometimes scary rakoval, did not respond to messages and generally behaved very inappropriately & hellip;
But the next day everything was in order and once again we were able to report popinyvat random. Dubbed its working for such transformation and not particularly delved into such strange moments of his behavior. Yesterday threw priglos, went into battle, Catan. And he took so moved at the center, where suddenly and merged. In disbelief I write: “Yes Che Well wrong with you, what Che merged?”
Everything fell into place when the answer came: “Dad is sleeping, I lick any interpretation gavori imu”.
Whinnying and cried


IV place

CET0VSV [1,999,028]
[1,999,017]

ITMOBIT

Once Jovi returned home earlier than usual, but the door was locked from the inside. Then he rang the bell. A few minutes later Margo opened. Jovi immediately began to look for. The first thing looked in the closet – it was empty. Then he looked under the bed – the same one. Suddenly his eyes fell on the curtain behind which a suspicious silhouette. He walked confidently, drew back the curtain and saw what most feared – artillery.


V place

Francuz64 [1,999,028]
[1,999,017]

Hellfire_tactics

got me an old metal cabinet for service needs. Excellent replacement safe, that’s just only one key, and should be at least three. Traveled a bunch of shops anywhere so do not be taken: the old key, such locks is not produced, blanks for him there. Done by hand for a long time, troublesome, very expensive and without guarantee of success. He came, probably, in the hundredth workshop to give the key to the master, waiting for the verdict. By the way, in order not to lose a single key on a key chain hung with symbols WoT. Master – a young man, carefully examined the key, at least carefully – key, then said the same things, talking to other studios, about the inability to manufacture, and at the end added that colleagues tankman still try. I asked to call in a week. As a result, a week later I had two new key for a nominal fee, the new skillovy sovzvodnik, which together carry LBZ.


VI place

FUMARI

Costolom81 [1,999,033]

offers developers to replace the summer holidays at the beginning of the battle tips on excerpts from books that were given to read in the summer.


VII place

1980_KoLyAn_1980 [1,999,028]
[1,999,017]

PrO100_TaNkEr_2001 [1,999,033]

When you have remained 1% of the points of strength, FV215b 183 is not so terrible.


Note:

  • contest «WoT joke!” – Weekly.
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